Columbia, SC--
A local Clemson University football fan said that Rep. Addison (Joe) Wilson (R-SC) called him a liar when he said Clemson had a better football team than the University of South Carolina.
Bobby Joe Roberts was tailgating outside of Memorial Stadium last November with his friends when Rep. Wilson walked by.
"We were hootin' at all of the Cocks walking by, sayin' things like 'Clemson's number one' and 'We're gonna kick some ass today'," said Mr. Roberts, "when this red faced guy with overly coiffed hair walks up to me and sticks his finger in my chest and screams, 'You lie!'
"I said, 'Dude, we hold a 64-37-4 lead in the series, we've won all but two games since 1997, and Johnny Freakin' Heisman coached for us. We kick your butt all over the football field!' And then I high-fived Jimmy Ray.
"He just poked me again and shouted 'You lie' and then stormed off."
Rep. Wilson is a 1972 Graduate of the University of South Carolina School of Law. In addition to the Clemson dust-up, he has called Rep. Bob Filner (D-CA) "viscerally anti-American" but claimed that he did not intend to insult Mr. Filner.
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