Obama Says G.I. Joe Movie Will Be Basis For New "War on Terror" Strategy

Washington, DC--

President Obama made a major announcement in the American strategy to fight the so-called "War on Terror" saying that he'd seen the new G.I. Joe movie and that the gear and strategy used to fight C.O.B.R.A. were exactly what the U.S. needs to find and defeat Al Qaeda.

"That was some kick-ass stuff!" said Mr. Obama. "If George Bush could base our strategy on a T.V. show, we can definitely do better with a movie."

When asked for comment, former Bush political strategist Karl Rove said, "24 didn't suck, though."