Sarah Palin Wants to Be On Wolf Death Panel

Anchorage, AK--

Former Governor Sarah Palin (R-AK) today said that if the government was keen on setting up death panels in the health care reform legislation, she would volunteer for those that involved shooting wolves from helicopters.

"What can I say; I like shooting animals from helicopters," she said.

Ms. Palin has been a major proponent of the idea that the health care reform legislation in Congress would create death panels that would have the power to terminate health care to those deemed too sick.

"While I would never kill your grandma, I am all about shooting things! It really doesn't matter what it is, I just want to pump it full of lead. I can understand why Vice President Cheney shot that guy in the face. Can you imagine the rush he must have felt? Woo hoo!"

When asked to comment on Ms. Palin's reference to him, former Vice President Cheney merely issued an evil chuckle and returned to waterboarding a squirrel.