World Population 7B in 2010; 8B If Octo-mom and Kate Goslin Dating

Washington, DC--

The Population Reference Bureau issued a paper indicating that the world's population will surpass seven billion people in the year 2010.

Carl Haub, co-author of the report, did offer one unofficial caveat. "The number could actually be eight billion if Octo-mom and Kate Goslin get pregnant a couple of times. Those ladies pop 'em out!"

When pressed that the two women would unlikely have one billion children between them, Haub said, "Well, obviously, it's not just the two of them. There's that Duggar lady with eighteen kids already, and her kids are starting to have kids so it is within the realm of mathematical possibility."