Hannah Gonzalez Poll Numbers Down: 2036 Presidential Run in Jeopardy

Houston, TX--
Corpus Christi Elementary second grader Hannah Gonzalez's favorability ratings have dropped to 42% in the latest Gallup poll of likely Democratic candidates for the 2036 presidential nomination. Gallup's politics division is following the trend established in their basketball scouting subsidiary.

Her campaign manager, fifth grader Trevor Whitehall, said, "The American people and the students of Corpus Christi know Hannah's positions on the missle defense shield, immigration, and extended recess."

Ms. Gonzalez has been at the center of a whisper campaign for the 2036 nomination because of her poise, charisma, intelligence, Anglo-Hispanic heritage, and excellent penmenship.