Media Conservatives Want Proof That Obama Is Black

West Palm Beach, FL--
Rush Limbaugh on his nationally syndicated radio show said he was not only unconvinced by mounting evidence of Obama's birth in Hawaii, but wants the President to prove he is Black.

"Obama claims to have a Kenyan father, but have we ever seen that side of the family? We saw endless footage of his White mother, great-uncle, and grandmother during the election; but where was his African family? He claims his father died in a car accident; a likely story!"

Lou Dobbs echoed Limbaugh on his CNN show later in the evening. "We've never heard him use '-izzle' at the end of words, he doesn't wear gold rope necklaces, his suits aren't from SeanJohn: It's obvious. Granted he has admited using drugs and he does play basketball, but that's just part of his con."

On the Laura Ingram show, the host said, "Why doesn't he just start refering to the First Lady as 'his bitch' and to Hillary as his 'ho' to prove to us he is Black?"

Alan Keyes was unavailable for comment, but he did issues a press release stating, "He's no brotha, fuh-shizzle!"