Obama, Biden, Gates, and Crowley Go Bar-hopping After Summit

Washington, DC—

President Obama, Vice President Biden, Dr. Henry Louis Gates, Jr., and Sgt. James Crowley were seen together in several Georgetown drinking establishments last night after their “Beer Summit” yesterday.

When asked what they were doing, Gates responded, “Bar-hopping, bay-bay!” and high-fived Crowley. The quartet was seen at The Tombs, The Third Edition, and Old Glory.

“Michelle just called and asked where I was: I told her I was saluting Old Glory! Stop being a wuss Biden and have a real beer!” the President yelled across the tavern to the Vice President who was slowly sipping his third Buckler of the day.

Mr. Biden appeared to be the designated driver and nerd-hanger-on of the group.